In the future, fruit will be genetically bred with bar codes already on it.

I don’t go outside enough.

One should not take the McRib’s name in vain.

When Sonic Adventure 2 came out, McDonald’s had small Sonic video games. I lost mine.

Fiber supplements aren’t as helpful as they should be.

I own 3 black light flashlights.

Suspension bondage is probably good exercise.